February 3, 2009: Comedians

Because they need a good laugh, Khid & Jojo find themselves back to playing MASH (after a two-month hiatus), and seeing what their lives in the world of stand-up comedy would be like:

JOJO...

married Sarah Silverman, and they live in a shack in Las Vegas, NV with two kids, and he drives to his job as a Comedy Club Owner in a Chuckling Cerulean Dodge Shadow.

KHID...

married Danny Kaye and has two kids that live in a mansion inside a cruise ship, while on land she drives a red station wagon to her job as an adventurer journalist.

Khid gets a mansion inside a cruise ship while Jojo drives a Dodge Shadow? Now THAT'S funny!

December 3, 2008: Movie Musicals

Further proving their movie geekness, Khid & Jojo decide to explore the world of musicals, done movie style...

KHID...

and Sky Masterson live in a house in Hollywood, CA. They don't have any kids but she has a lucrative career as a newsgirl and drives around in a raincoat yellow pussy wagon(which is probably named "Greased Lightning").

JOJO...

lives in a shack on the high seas with Leslie Caron and four kids, and he travels to his job as a Starving Artist in a Technicolor cruise ship.

All we need is Donald O'Connor and we're good to go. Ars Gratia Artis!

December 2, 2008: Painters

In a desperate attempt to seem cultured, Khid & Jojo explore the art world to see what painters they would end up with...

JOJO...

lives in a shack in Barcelona, Spain with Mary Beale and no kids, where he travels to his job as a paint mixer in a watercolored horse drawn carriage.

KHID...

and Pablo Picasso live in a house in New York City. She drives her four kids around in a VW Van painted in starry night blue. Most of the day is taken up with her busy job as a house painter.

First off, why is it that Jojo never has kids (seriously, he's had one kid in the last week or so)? And second, if Khid is a house painter, did she paint her own house?

December 1, 2008: Playwrights

Khid & Jojo are both very theatrical people. So assuming that they don't have those stupid day jobs, they imagine what their lives living with playwrights would be like...

KHID...

married Martin McDonagh to be his trophy wife. They have two kids that they drive around Maine in their typeset black limo.

JOJO...
lives with Caryl Churchill and no kids in a house in Dublin, Ireland, and he drives to his job as Dramatic Publisher in a Velvet Curtain Red limousine.

Obviously, the fact that they both have limos means that they know nothing about how much theatre actually pays.

November 25, 2008: 1920's Film Industry

Being big fans of the Chaplin/Keaton/Sennett/Griffith/Lang/Murnau libraries, Khid & Jojo see what their silent movie lives would be like...

JOJO...

married Academy Award-winning actress Janet Gaynor and lives in a mansion in New York City with one kid, where he travels to his job as a silent film score composer in his black-and-white Ford Model T.

KHID...

and D.W. Griffith live in a house in the orange groves of California. They don't have any kids, but she drives her Model A in Bees Knees Yellow to her job as a burlesque performer.

So Jojo talks film theory with F.W. Murnau while Khid strips for Lillian Gish. Oddly enough, that sounds about right.

November 24, 2008: Biblical Figures

Because Christmas is only a month away, what better time to get out the blasphemy? Khid & Jojo find out what their Biblical lives would be like.

KHID...

and Adam live in a modest house in Damascus. She does not have any kids but she does get around in her job as a priestess wearing lemon colored sandals.

JOJO...

and Mary Magdalene live in a house in Egypt with no kids, and he travels to his job as an Ark animal collector in a pair of Burning Bush Orange sandals.

So Khid & Jojo share their love of the Bible, and of sandals.

November 21, 2008: Villains

Feeling particularly evil, Khid & Jojo decide to explore their dark side and see what would happen if they gave in to the dark side...

JOJO...

lives in a house on the moon with Morgan le Fay and no henchmen, and he travels to his job as an oil tycoon by using his Wrath Black Power of Flight.

KHID...

married The Joker (Heath Ledger edition), they live in their Hollywood shack, she gets to her job as a Fur Designer in a Catty Blue speedboat and they have no kids (just dalmatians).

So Jojo is plowing Camelot for oil while Khid simply WANTS...THOSE...PUPPIES!